The Legal Stuff
Wow! You actually came
to this page. Our lawyers made us include it and made us use a precious button
on our home page to get you here. At first, we thought the lawyers were a real
pain. But then we read the page. It's really important stuff. We took the
legalese the lawyers wrote and translated it into readable English. So be smart
and read the stuff on this page. It could prevent you from hearing from our
lawyer, or worse yet, from really nasty people, like prosecutors.
Here's the deal:
We run this site so that
people like you (and people you like) can use it for information, education,
communication, and cybergratification. So go ahead and browse around all you
like. You can even download stuff from the site but only for non-commercial,
personal use. If you do, though, don't fool around with the copyright and other
notices all over the stuff. They're there for a really good reason. And don't
even think about distributing, modifying, transmitting, reusing, re-posting, or
anything else uncool with any of the stuff, including text, images, audio, and
video, for public or commercial purposes unless we give you written permission.
And it's not likely we will.
If you visit our site,
you're also legally obligated to [read: stuck with] the terms and conditions
listed below and any other law or regulation that applies to the site, the
Internet, and the World Wide Web. You shouldn't access or browse the site if you
have any problem with that, because once you start, there's no turning back -
you are bound by [read: stuck with] the terms and conditions.
So here's the scoop on our
Top Ten Rules for Cybersurfers who hang out on our site:
1.
For everyone's sake, just assume that everything on the site is
copyrighted unless we say it's not. So you can't use the stuff except how we say
you can on this page or anywhere else on the site without our written
permission. And like we said before, it's not likely we'll give you permission
anyway. So it's better you don't even ask.
2.
While we try to include accurate stuff on the site, we're not promising
you it's accurate. So if you use stuff on the site, you're using it at your own
risk. Don't call us if there's a problem because we assume no liability or
responsibility for errors or omissions on the site.
3.
We and anybody else who helped us create, produce, or deliver the site
are not liable for any damages you suffer when you use it. In particular, the
lawyers want you to know that our disclaimer includes "direct, incidental,
consequential, indirect, or punitive damages arising out of your access to, or
use of, the site. Without limiting the foregoing, everything on the site is
provided to you 'AS IS' WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR
IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. Please
note that some jurisdictions may not allow the exclusion of implied warranties,
so some of the above exclusions may not apply to you. Check your local laws for
any restrictions or limitations regarding the exclusion of implied warranties."
Ugh! What a mouthful from the mouthpieces. We put all of that in quotes because
we couldn't figure out any other way to say it that the lawyers would accept.
But here's the bottom line - we're not responsible if you're browsing around and
the site damages you or your computer or infects it with any nasty viruses. We
sure hope that doesn't happen, but if it does, don't call us.
4.
If you don't want the world to know something, don't post it on the site
in any bulletin board or anyplace else. That's because anything you disclose to
us is ours. That's right - ours. So we can do anything we want with the stuff
you post. We can reproduce it, disclose it, transmit it, publish it, broadcast
it, and post it someplace else. We can even send it to your mother (as soon as
we find her address). Not only that, we can even use any ideas, concepts, know-hows,
or techniques you post any way we want to, including developing, manufacturing,
and marketing products, or other stuff using the information you post.
5.
Pictures of people or places shown on the site are either our property or
someone else's property we're using with their permission. No matter what, it's
definitely not your property. You or any of your net friends can't use it unless
we said you can on this page or somewhere else on the site. So guess what - we
won't say yes. So be careful, because unauthorized use may violate all sorts of
nasty laws. Be smart, keep the stuff you download to yourself.
6.
There's also a lot of trademarks, logos, and service marks on the site
that either we own or we're using with someone else's permission. So don't think
you have any kind of license or right to use them, because you don't and we're
not about to give you one. If you don't leave them alone and mess with the
trademarks, logos, and service marks on our site, we'll probably go ballistic -
so will the companies that own the other trademarks, logos and service marks.
That means that we're likely to sue you or to ask a prosecutor to come after you
for messing around with our property or the property of others.
7.
You'll probably notice we've linked our site to a lot of others. While
that's cool, it doesn't mean we've looked at all these sites, much less check
them out periodically to see what's going on. So don't blame us if some site you
link to is bad or has stuff on it that offends you or your pets. Go ahead and
link, but remember you're doing it at your own risk.
8.
That brings us to what you do on our own site. While we occasionally
listen in on chat groups, or look at all the postings in our discussion groups
or on bulletin boards, we take no responsibility and assume no liability for the
content of those locations or for any mistakes, defamation, libel, slander,
omissions, falsehoods, obscenity, pornography, or profanity you might encounter
when you visit such places on our site. And don't be stupid by posting or
transmitting any unlawful, threatening, libelous, defamatory, obscene,
scandalous, inflammatory, pornographic, nasty, mean or profane material or any
material that law enforcement types may consider a criminal offense, get someone
in court on a civil lawsuit, or for that matter, violate any law - anywhere,
anytime. While we certainly respect your privacy, we have no choice but to fully
cooperate with any law enforcement authorities or court that asks us who might
have posted nasty stuff on our site.
9.
We're allowed to change this page or anything else on the site any time
we want to. That's because it's ours and we have the programmers who can do it.
If we do change the page, then you're bound [read: stuck with] those changes,
too, whenever you visit our site.
10.
If this all sounds kind of mean and undiplomatic, you should have seen
what the lawyers gave us in the first place. We had to remind them that human
torture and sacrifice was outlawed in the United States. Boy, did they look
disappointed!
Privacy
Policy
Maxxcap Group has adopted
the following policies to safeguard your personal information. We will limit the
collection and use of personal information to what is necessary to administer
our business.
Our web site may contain
links to other sites, and we make every effort to link only to sites that share
our high standards and respect for privacy. However, we are not responsible for
the content or the privacy practices employed by other sites.
Maxxcap Group collects
personal information from our visitors on a voluntary basis only. Personal
information may include name, title, company, address, phone number, e-mail
address, etc. The individual information we collect is used only by Maxxcap
Group to improve the products and services we offer. We do not rent, sell or
transmit personal information to other organizations.
Our web server tracks and
collects general information about the visits to our web site. For example, we
compile statistics that show the daily numbers of visitors to our site, the
daily requests we receive for particular files, the types of browsers visitors
use, the visitors' domain names, and from what countries those requests come.
However, we do not correlate this information with data about individual users.
A cookie is a small data
file that certain web sites write to your hard drive when you visit them. A
cookie file can contain information such as a user ID that the site uses to
track the pages you have visited. But the only personal information a cookie can
contain is information you supply yourself. A cookie can't read data off your
hard disk or read cookie files created by other sites. Maxxcap Group does not
use cookies.
The data you voluntarily
provide helps us to customize our web site to better meet your needs. Therefore,
we may request and store the following types of specific information: your name,
company name, street address, telephone numbers and e-mail addresses, etc.
Maxxcap Group may also retain electronic communications you send to our
webmaster or other Maxxcap Group associates. These may be shared only within
Maxxcap Group as a means to continually improve our services.
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